I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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