i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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