i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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