I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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