So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Found the puke drawer
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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