Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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