happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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