I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
