He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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