Sponge bath it is.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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