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so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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(940): View more from Texas

nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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(818): View more from California

You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level

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(760): View more from California

Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Hows the party lookin?

(414): View more from Wisconsin

At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party

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(443): View more from Maryland

WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED

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(740): View more from Ohio

just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?

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