I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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