so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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