this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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