...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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