he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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