Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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