he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
