I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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