Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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