David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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