He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
try to milk me bitch
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