Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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