she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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