:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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