I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I understand Curling. That high.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
