plz talk dirty to me
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Randomize
