She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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