YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
