Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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