doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
How's work?
Spinning.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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