i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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