do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
no you cant smoke seaweed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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