Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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