I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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