is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
