whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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