? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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