i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
