Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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