Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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