IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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