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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!

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is it just me that tried to see if this was actually possible after reading this?

Submitted by W0bbit on Jan 25, 10 at 5:07pm

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I am Uncircumcised. It looks like a Stylus.... LOL!!

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:20pm

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Fake

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:27pm

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Did she have LONG Awkward Nipples? Ewwww....

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 25, 10 at 4:41pm

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Typed this with my nipple lol fun

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:22pm

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That's just retarded.

Submitted by musemusicmuse on Jan 25, 10 at 4:49pm

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I tpyed this wit my dick How amusing

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:11pm

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I love nipples.

Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 25, 10 at 6:59pm

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Type with your clit.... I do it all the time

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:31pm

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Weird

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:16pm

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I gttylped wit my fdick -- seriously lmfao

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:39pm

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WHO IS THIS PERSON ALWAYS MENTIONING RUSSIA :@ :@ :@

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:42pm

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I tyeped rtyhis qwirth my asss

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:29pm

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I typed this with my nipple also

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:02pm

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Keep it classy dallas

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:17pm

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wait...yes... it is possible. but you gotta hold the nipple and press the phone against it...

Submitted by W0bbit on Jan 25, 10 at 5:09pm

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anybody enjoy pegging?

Submitted by Fastlane on Jan 25, 10 at 4:15pm

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Just broke the 1601 good nights. And yeah I use me tongue

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:26pm

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In soviet Russia nipple texts u

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:16am

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I'd suck that nipple dry and lick all the juices :) mmmmm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:37am

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Haha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:14pm

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That's nothing to be bragging about. Who the hell does that!?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:48pm

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Now if a guy did it with his dick, that'd be disgusting and wrong of course.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:18pm

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Sexy

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:16pm

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Motorboat

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:58pm

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Highland park that's my hood it's hard out there in the hood of HP

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:37pm

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Has nobody voted for this or is my iPhone glitches?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:24pm

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G... Typed that with my nipple... How fun!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:03pm

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Highland Park that's my hood it's hard out here in HP

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:38pm

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Totally fake

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:14pm

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She must have pointy tits, like a pencil point.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:08pm

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Must've been really cold.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:53am

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First roll tide

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:15pm

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laaame

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:00pm

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Fakkkee

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:11pm

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Im typing with my tongue

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:16pm

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Cmon. No one is THAT talented

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:18pm

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Ityrd this witg my dixk.. Haha ths is fin

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:08am

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My nipples are so hard they could cut glass

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:13am

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I love sucking nipples!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:08pm

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Hey first

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:16pm

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Cockmaster says I fucked her in the ass

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:11am

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jeez that sounds hot...\n\n\nand to w0bbit - XD rofl!!!

Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:31pm

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€££¥#ë

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 10:38pm

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False and homosexual

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:42pm

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Bet that's not the FIRST time that's happened

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:16pm

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Yay

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:34am

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EPIC!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:06pm

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Typed this w the nips. So kinky. ;-)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:24pm

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That means she was monumentally bored with your limp pencil dick, fucktard.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:52pm

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Ewww

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:06pm

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I don't understand how this makes it on the site

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:18pm

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Ashamed to be from Dallas right now.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:12pm

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10:08 meee tooooooo!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:11pm

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That's not even possibly sorry l

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:38pm

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- is so.i've done it, and i don't even have pointy awkward nipples. they're perky and perfect
  
  Submitted by thistroubledsoul on Jan 27, 10 at 4:31am
  
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*licks screen* waddaya know? It works

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:12pm

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I typeddd this with my clit

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:30pm

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Yeasss 4;52

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:54pm

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This whole message was typed with my nipple.

Submitted by sbdjango on Aug 6, 10 at 11:05am

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I just typed thud w my Bose

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:12am

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I type with my tongue haha.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:51pm

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Fake

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:27pm

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In soviet Russia we suck dick

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:29pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:15pm

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what people do when they're drunk....

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:27am

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Highland pinez bitch!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:09pm

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This was copied from a TWI (texting while intoxicated, for those of you who don't know) a dew months back, c'mon!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:28pm

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Typing with my nipple

Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 7, 12 at 11:41pm

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bagyxjkatiiyergha... this was her text cuz she has big orangutan nipples

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:50am

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Fake as shit

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:33am

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I typed this with my cock!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:56pm

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