The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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