Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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