Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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