hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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