can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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