The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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