too bad you live with your parents still
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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